are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
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