yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
vagina is talking i cant
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Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
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Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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