Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
Randomize
