We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
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So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
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I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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