Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
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her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
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Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
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