He is such a slut. More and more my type.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
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This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
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Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
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