We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
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My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
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I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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