His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Too much gin, very little bucket
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
So many bounce houses so little time
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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