Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
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