im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
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Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
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Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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