so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
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We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
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Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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