So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
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having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
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No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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