hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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