were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
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We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
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On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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