Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
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This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
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Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
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