my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
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It's blow job season.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
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I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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