READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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