Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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