I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I am one with the molecules
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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