What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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