So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
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I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
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Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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