The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
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Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
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I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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