Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Can Purell be used as lube?
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
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It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
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I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
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