North Korea, Best Korea!
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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