Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
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