kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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