I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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