yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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