oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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