I wish i was in the wii world.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
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I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
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He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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