Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
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