So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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