why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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