Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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