Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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