Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
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We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
Randomize