would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
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We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
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Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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