Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
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I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
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You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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