i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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