What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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