Nicole vs. Life
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
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Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
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Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
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