doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
why do cheetos always look like penises
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
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I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
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I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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