I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
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It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
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My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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