I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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