At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
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