gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
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