This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
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I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
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How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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