His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
babies were throwing up all over the place
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
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As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
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I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
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