i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
Randomize