How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
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We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
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I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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