wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
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please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
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She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.