Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
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He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
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She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.