The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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