i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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