I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Dick very happy bro
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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