you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I'm passing your future prison.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
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just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
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AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
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