Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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